"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 
this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.
ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 
this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.
ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 
this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.
ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 
this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(Source: disneyyandmore)

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

(Source: gargoyles42)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.
mintypineapple:

Beautiful.
mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes)

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense)

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream