revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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grandxeur:

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

(Source: af-fluent)

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

(Source: facebook.com)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

dennys:

diner poetry with michael dennys:

diner poetry with michael dennys:

diner poetry with michael dennys:

diner poetry with michael dennys:

diner poetry with michael

dennys:

diner poetry with michael